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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

Tourist: That is not what I meant, you asshole piece of shit. I asked for directions to Olive Garden; I never claimed it was some sort of bona fide Italian experience. Yet here you are, being an overbearing dick. Jesus fucking Christ, it's people like you that give New York such a negative stereotype on television. Did I somehow anger you? I just fucking asked for directions, GOD. I am never coming back to this piece of shit city for as long as you live. Fuck.

pancakebird:

an art tutorial

grimelords:

don’t ever tell a boy he looks good because it makes them crazy and they do things like start youtube channels